Mentos created this bizarre rap/R&B song to urge people in Singapore to have unprotected post-Mentos sex and raise the national birth rate. This song is strange and immensely quotable; I think the only way we could improve upon it is if Ryan Gosling was the rapper and Rebecca Black was the hook girl. 

  1. djkalidiamond reblogged this from perpetua
  2. sprinklersareevil reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Mentos made a R&B song to get Singaporeans to uhhh…increase their birth rate. You know you want to see it.
  3. aflightygrim reblogged this from okayjokesover and added:
    light some candles while i sing the chorus
  4. cupiscent reblogged this from thegreatgodum and added:
    A really, really, really, really fancy stroller, tyvm.
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  6. okayjokesover reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    "I’m gonna put a bao in your oven" WHAT DID I JUST WATCH also that bit about the stroller?
  7. mylive reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Lolwut
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  9. thirstinmore said: we gotta go all the waaay for Singapore!
  10. thirstinmore reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    COME ON NOW, LET’S GET THAT BABY BONUS?!?! duuuuuuuuuuuuude.
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  12. sciencevsromance reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    The song gets more insanely desperate with each passing second.
  13. garrettpeace reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Ohhhh wtf
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    This is the best thing on the internet today. I laughed out loud in the first seven seconds and it just gets weirder as...
  16. zchyrs reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    I have no words for how weird this is.
  17. the20000 reblogged this from perpetua and added:
    Jukebox Amnesty Week alert! On a positive note, the song is aimed at established couples who already have kids. On a...
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